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Thursday, March 30, 2006

Let's Follow Your Train Of Thought

Yes, I sure do agree with you. Testing for steroid use began in 2004. But we know, we just all KNOW, that Barry Bonds (and others) were using them before testing began, so let's wipe their achievements out of the record books anyway. We have all the evidence that we need; after all, lots of anonymous sources say so.

And while we're at it, it's now against baseball rules to use ampthetimines, and there is testing for them. But we all KNOW that players in the 1950's and 1960's and 1970's used them, so let's be sure to wipe out the records of Mickey Mantle and Willie Mays and Hank Aaron. Oh, and you too, Jim Bunning.

While we're at it, alcohol was illegal during the 1920's. We had better erase the records of Babe Ruth, too. Because we know about his activities. Shameful, just shameful.

Since you mentioned all this, it's also now against the laws of the United States to discriminate in employment practices based on race. So, we had better flush all of the records of baseball prior to 1947 down the toilet as well.

Anyone else have any stupid ideas? Or can we move on?

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