Does This Man Ever Shut Up?

Comedian Mort Sahl used to ask his audience, "is there anyone here I haven't offended yet?" Performance Artist Ozzie Guillen is continuing Sahl's act:

"Puerto Rico has a lot of bad shortstops ... I mean bad. Well, look at it, when Alex Cintron and Alex Cora can play shortstop on your team [as they did for Puerto Rico in the World Baseball Classic], that's not a good shortstop country. They can borrow one from Venezuela."

I'm sure that those words mean something different in Venezuela.