Ask and Ye Shall Receive

Shorter White Sox Fan: How come the the biased Chicago media isn't celebrating our awe-inspiring third place finish? White Sox Fans are smarter, tougher, and [since we can't use Guillen's famous word anymore] not as sissified as than those loser Cub Fans! Why doesn't anyone pay attention to us?!

Shorter Tribune Editors: By Jove, you're right. Here's a two-page spread on the one-year anniversary of your classic World Series victory! We even include Greg Gumbel making fun of those sissy Cub Fans! And then just to prove how non-biased we are, we'll run a bit from Sully where he rehashes the terror the Cardinals felt in April when there was no hot water in their Wrigley Field clubhouse. Boy, those Cubs and their fans are stooopid, aren't they?