Put A Sock In It

Anyone with the kind of loose change in their pocket to bid on something like this really should consider finding a suitable charity to donate to.

Here are some handy hints to get you started:

Habitat For Humanity
American Red Cross
Doctors Without Borders
American Cancer Society
American Heart Association
Humane Society of the United States
Amnesty International

Or any other group that is close to your heart. I'm betting that a donation will give you a better feeling about yourself than buying a baseball player's dirty laundry.