Adding Insult to Injury

According to a Sports Illustrated survey, the one player other MLB players would most like to see drilled with a pitch? A.J. Pierzynski.

Saint A.J. won the hearts of 18% of the 470 players who responded to SI’s survey. He also racked up huge in the AL Central, with a whopping 42 percent of the vote. Barry Bonds was number two overall (14%).

In an effort to be totally honest with you, Gentle Readers, I will admit that I am partial to seeing the Saint get drilled, too. But not his head, of course – I don’t want to see the guy get injured. Somewhere where it will hurt, like maybe his ass…hmmm…on second thought, hitting his ass might result in a concussion. Just to be safe, just drill him in the arm or back…