A Word of Advice

Dear Mr. Pujols:

When guys like Jim or me whine about the fact that you didn't win the National League Most Valuable Player Award, it's OK. Because we're just a couple of stat geeks with nothing better to worry about. So it's easy to ignore us.

But when you start whining about the fact that you didn't win the National League Most Valuable Player Award...well, you're well within your rights, but I'm not sure it's OK. Because you just sound like a whiner.

And no one will ignore you, because you're not some geek with a blog -- you're a big-time MLB star. And it's not like the current crop of media jackals will give you a pass if you stick your foot in your mouth. Didn't your last pity party during the NLCS teach you anything?

Look, Al (I can call you Al, right?) -- you know and I know the BBRAA hosed you in the vote. Rail about it in private if you must, but keep your pie hole shut once the microphones go on. There are plenty of fans who are more than happy to whine on your behalf.

If there's any justice in this universe, there won't be another crummy vote like this. But if there is, try to stay above the fray, OK?

Yours etc.,
Bob