Twenty-Seven Ways of Looking at a Cardinal

Was it just me, or was there a motif running through Friday and Saturday’s Cubs-Cards games?

A lot of the play-by-play I heard were variations along these lines:

‘Duncan won’t get to that one.’

‘Duncan turns the wrong way.’

‘Duncan took the wrong route to that fly ball.’

‘That’s over Duncan’s head and off the wall.’

Great googaly moogaly, Chris Duncan has to be one of the crappiest outfielders ever. But thanks to Lonnie Smith, he’s still not the Cardinal’s crappiest outfielder ever…