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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Is There a Doctor in the House?

Move over, Dr. Phil Rogers. The BBRAA has another practicing physician in its midst. That would be Dr. Ken Rosenthal, who turns his diagnostic talents to finding the cancer on the game.

For the benefit of Dr. Rosenthal and his readers, here are further diagnosis of the ills of the game:

Roger Clemens: clogged arteries
Lenny Dykstra: alcohol impairment
Jason Giambi: Posterior Rami Syndrome
Todd Hundley: testicular torsion
Jose Guillen: hemorrhoids
Ryan Franklin: impacted wisdom tooth
Matt Franco: scabies
Manny Alexander: dandruff

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