He Sure Puts the "Twit" in "Twitter"

It's an obvious joke.  But if I didn't make it, someone would.

One thing's for certain -- Guillen's Twitter feed can't be any more vacuous and pointless than Sully's or Dr. Phil's.

Or -- let's face it -- any other Twitter feed.  Except for Jane's.  And Kathy's.  Chicks who rock are always cool.  Even when doing lame things. Like Twitter.