The Silver Haired Middle Aged White Men Have Spoken

One of my favorite podcasts is the hilarious Crime In Sports by James Pietragallo and Jimmie Whisman. On it they frequently refer to "silver haired middle aged white men," you know, the ones who are always there to bail out athletes who can make them money. MLB's SHMAWM came out today with their ruling that young Twins star Miguel Sano couldn't possibly, not no way, not no how, have done anything untoward to a female photographer last fall. Instead, according to a Twins press release, "Miguel can now return his sole focus to the season ahead." Of course he can. And I'm sure that their investigation was not at all colored by Sano's 28 home runs and .507 slugging average in 2017, nor by the thought of the Twins being a playoff contender this season.