Perhaps a Car Wash?

The Boston Red Sox will be getting about $8,000 in unclaimed property from the state of Massachusetts. According to a team spokesperson, that's almost enough for a game's worth of baseballs. Great. Now if they can do that another 80 times, that's one budgetary line item covered.

I'm all for Major League teams trying to maximize their revenue streams, but this is ridiculous. What's next? Bake sales? Door to door magazine subscription drives to help send a youngster to training camp? Lottery tickets?

Theo might want to check under the cushions of the clubhouse sofas. There's probably a few bucks in change right there...