Just Wondering

What the Fair and Balanced folks in the national sports media would say about Barry Bonds if he announced his retirement, came back to sign a large contract with another team, announced his retirement again sort of after a year with them, spent the winter waxing and waning about re-signing, told everyone he was probably done, then made it known that he was still thinking about playing, making it obvious that he was waiting until the playoff picture became clear.

I'm pretty sure that the resulting scene would look something like this. But it's Roger Clemens doing it, so it's ok.