Return on Investment

The Field of Schemes guys are on top of Loria the Destroyer's latest stadium hijinks.

My favorite bit so far:

Meanwhile, Samson said that the Marlins' league-bottom payroll "would not go up at all during construction" of a new stadium, and would be "average," he hoped, once a new home opened, which would be no sooner than 2011. Now there's a p.r. campaign: "If You Build It, We Won't Suck (As Much)."