Earth To Rocket: Go To Hell

Roger Clemens, whose selfishness pretty much cost the Houston Astros a division title in 2006, won't come back until he decides which team has the best chance to win the World Series.

In a rational world, 30 major league teams would tell him to go pound sand. In this world, someone will enable his little game and sign him on for the stretch run.

One wonders what the reaction of the media and fandom would be if it were Barry Bonds pulling this childish act?