That Wasn't a Bat He Was Swinging

Another former White Sox employee was in the news today. Albert Belle, slugging outfielder and all around jerk, was arrested by Arizona police on charges of indecent exposure, DUI, and Extreme DUI. Leave it to the fishwrap known as the New York Post to bring us the full details in its usual subtle way. Anyone surprised by this? Also, Belle's mug shot looks like a slightly younger Fred Sanford (this one, not this one) after a six day bender spiced by three meals a day at Burger King. This is a life that I am pretty sure isn't going to end well.