Here's More Professional Journamalism, Folks

Bob already covered this, but I can't pass it up. If you want to see what the drunken ramblings of the guy two barstools down from you looks like in print, go here.

And remember, as you read this, that Mike Downey received a paycheck for this. Who needs The Onion or the Daily Show? This is comedy gold.

Believe it or not, there are still many who claim that a degree from some journalism school and a professional gig makes what you say much more serious and wise than any silly bloggers. They are the same people that turn out crap like this.