Put Me In Coach
The Trib's Mike Downey takes a break from retyping his usual scripts about the evils of the Cubs, their organization, and their fans to laud his BFFs for their big trade today:
Uhhh...One wonders if Downey realizes Junior hasn't played center field since 2006. And wasn't particularly good at playing center field back then, either.
Oh, well. Set off the fireworks! Everyone gets a pony!
The Tribune, 9:36 a.m.: "Griffey headed to Sox."
Excellent news. I was stoked.
Oh, that Ken Williams, always something up his sleeve. If not an ace, then a king.
Ken Griffey Jr., in center field at the Cell?A cause to rejoice -- set off the fireworks.
Uhhh...One wonders if Downey realizes Junior hasn't played center field since 2006. And wasn't particularly good at playing center field back then, either.
Oh, well. Set off the fireworks! Everyone gets a pony!
Labels: innermost recesses of the soul, journamalism, Kenny Williams, scripts, snarky baseball remarks, White Sox, wtf statements
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