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Sunday, March 16, 2008

We Got a Pass

Dr. Phil -- the same guy who taught us that trading Babe Ruth for Neifi Perez and Brad Ausmus gives your team a +1 -- presents his latest bit of statistical analysis:

The Cubs, Red Sox, Diamondbacks and Phillies need to pick up the pace a little bit. Entering the weekend, those four 2007 playoff teams were among the 10 biggest losers this spring. There was only one playoff team from among the 10 teams with the worst records last spring. …

This just might be the first and only time that I've ever seen anyone refer to any previous year's spring training records. Because, frankly, who the hell cares about spring training performance?

And before you raise your hand and shout "Me! Me!" answer this question honestly -- what was your favorite team's exhibition record last March? I sure as hell don't know what the Cubs' March record was last year, and I'm the biggest Cubs geek in my circle.

By the way...as of this writing, there are ten teams with ten or more losses this exhibition season. The Cubs, Phillies, and Diamondbacks (along with the Giants and Pirates) lead the suck parade with twelve losses. Running a close second with eleven losses are Houston, LA, and Toronto.

Right behind those guys, with ten losses so far, are Washington...and the Chicago White Sox. Yep, the Pale Hose are among the "10 biggest losers." And yet, there is no exhortation from Dr. Phil for them to "pick up the pace," lest they fail to make the playoffs.

But remember -- there's only one sports team in Chicago that will get a pass. I won't name them. But it ain't the White Sox.

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Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Armor Wars

The lengths to which the Bonds-haters are going to defame his achievements have gotten to be truly pathetic.

The comment that his elbow armor has padded (so to speak) Bonds' home run total by 75 to 100 homers is preposterous. But let's go off to the Faith-based world for a moment and pretend that it could actually be true. I will then ask Mr. Witte this question:

Craig Biggio has worn the same type of pad himself for years. Should we subtract 300-350 hits from Biggio, using the same logic?

Looks to me like Mr. Witte uses the same kind of science as critics of global warming or backers of intelligent design. Draw your conclusion, then cherry pick your evidence.

Next from Mr. Witte: proof of the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

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