Don't Quit Your Day Job

This is what happens when a franchise is both bad and unlucky. Bergesen, who already has had the misfortune of missing half of his rookie season after taking a line drive off of the shin, is now officially a member of the strange injuries Hall of Fame.

Talk About Going Down With An Injury

I have no trouble believing that Brandon Inge hurt himself in exactly the way he described.

What I don't get is this: why in hell is your three year old still sleeping with mommy and daddy? Take some time while on the DL to take a few parenting classes, Brandon.