Trees Died for This

If you're ever wondering why the Hall of Fame voters can do such stupid things -- like not voting for your favorite player -- here's a telling example.

One of the Hall of Fame voters typed this up (and allowed himself to smirk over using the word "testicle" one more time). Several other voters lazily waved it into print.

Read it if you must. But fair warning -- plenty of passes are handed out in the course of those 3,500 words. Don't tell Kenny Williams.