Oh Good Lord
Dr. Phil offers his special brand of baseball analysis with his first "Power Rankings" of the season:
"They will have to play better." Thanks, Dr. Phil! I bet my heroes never thought of that!
Oh, and I love the talk about being "on pace" this early in the year. By the way -- Mark Ellis was "on pace" to hit 162 homers after the first game in Tokyo. He's fallen slightly off the pace since then...
Dr. Phil also has the Tigers ranked #31. Don't ask why he has more than thirty spots for a thirty-team list (he adds allegedly clever things to his lists). Hey -- Detroit's on pace to lose a major-league worst 162 games through five games (and most of the sixth going on right now).
I think it's obvious that for the Tigers to get the magical season everybody expected from the, they'll have to play better.
9. Cubs (6): For this to be a magical season, they will have to play better. They were on a pace to allow a majors-worst 162 unearned runs through five games.
"They will have to play better." Thanks, Dr. Phil! I bet my heroes never thought of that!
Oh, and I love the talk about being "on pace" this early in the year. By the way -- Mark Ellis was "on pace" to hit 162 homers after the first game in Tokyo. He's fallen slightly off the pace since then...
Dr. Phil also has the Tigers ranked #31. Don't ask why he has more than thirty spots for a thirty-team list (he adds allegedly clever things to his lists). Hey -- Detroit's on pace to lose a major-league worst 162 games through five games (and most of the sixth going on right now).
I think it's obvious that for the Tigers to get the magical season everybody expected from the, they'll have to play better.
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