You'll Put Your Eye Out

This is mean, but funny. Of course some yahoo from Assbackwards, Arkansas is going to be the one to defend keeping a gun in his locker. Come on, what could possibly go wrong with something so innocent as keeping a firearm in an area filled with a group of intense professional athletes?

Now carrying a loaded weiner, that's dangerous.

A Wang and a Prayer

I suppose that this isn't the worst gamble in the world, but I'm not sure if it's something that's going to help a terrible team like the Expos Nationals.

Now, in the Monopoly money world of major league baseball, $2 million is chump change . But Wang is a guy who desperately needs a great defense behind him to survive, and it's hard to imagine getting that from the Nationals. My guess would have been that he would have signed a minor league deal with a non-roster invite.

A Is For Aardsma

If David Aardsma was going to come along and knock Hank Aaron off of the top spot of MLB's all time alphabetical roster, would it have too much to ask that he should actually be good?